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arrested for vitamin c

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A Green Party activist, was searched and then arrested at the entrance to the Climate Camp ... for alleged 'possession of a controlled substance'.

He was handcuffed and taken away by the police to Medway Police Station in Gillingham, where he was put into a windowless cell without proper drinking water or toilet facilities for the next five hours. His fingerprints and thumbprints were taken, and a DNA swab from his mouth, thus putting him onto the national police database.

Only after nearly five hours was the substance in question actually tested by the police and found to be, as Mr Wootton had explained from the start, vitamin C.

carbon emissions

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Two thirds of the excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere originates from the G7 countries, with currently 13 per cent of the world’s population

the poor need more rich men

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... for the poor to get slightly less poor, the rich have to get very much richer, implying patterns of consumption which, in a world facing climate change, cannot be sustained. It now takes around $166 worth of global growth - made up of all those energy-hungry giant flat screen TVs and sports utility vehicles - to generate a single dollar of poverty reduction for people in absolute poverty, compared with just $45 dollars in the 1980s.

no recycling

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One Wrexham woman found herself on the wrong side of the law when she helped herself to four plastic garden chairs from a privatised council tip. The Waste Recycling Group - instead of lending her a hand for helping push towards their target of 65% of all rubbish being recycled - phoned the cops. One house search later and the chairs have been returned to their rightful place: a landfill, and the would-be Womble is waiting to see if the CPS is going charge her under the Theft Act.

feeding our sports cars

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The grain required to fill the tank of a sports utility vehicle with ethanol (240 kilograms of maize for 100 liters of ethanol) could feed one person for a year.

no financial qualifications

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MP Richard Bacon: "Mr Wooley are you a chartered accountant?" Woolley: "I am not" Bacon: "Are you a qualified financial person of any kind? do you have any financial qualifications ?" Woolley: "I do not have any financial qualifications" Bacon: "What is your job ?" Woolley: "I am the Finance Director of the MOD"
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